my oven talks to me

i tip my hat, gentlemen

this goes out to all the men.

i'm in charge of my condo's myspace web page.
since i started it, i've been getting multiple requests from scantily clad whores imploring me to check out t'here 'other websites', to be their friends, to check out their 'pics' and to generally get to 'know them' better. Seriously, every day i look in my inbox to find 4 or 5 new requests from vanessa, tiffany,amy, etc etc etc. all with their g-string clad butts and/or double d cleavage all up in my face!

i was trying to figure out the difference between my personal site and the condo site that would cause just the condo one to get so much dirty gross spam and realized the only difference is that the condo site is listed under male.

so my heart goes out to you, men. because i can easily change the profile to female and stop being harassed, but you guys can't. and so every time you sign on to myspace, you are met with porn temptation.

on behalf of humanity, i apologize.

how to make a bobbit

first you take pictures of a bobbit:





then you sketch the bobbit:



then you take some bobbit-making-puddy:




and voila! you have a new bobbit!:










this is bobbit saying 'mom what the crap are you doing? stop staring at me. it's freakin me out'


coming soon updated: how to paint bobbit-fur:

unbelievable

this is a test......this is just a test.

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy